TOP 5 Weird, Funny and sizzling world news of this week
Dog pukes up missing wedding ring
Tucker the "food burglar" barfed up a sparkling and sentimental keepsake that had been mysteriously missing for five years. Known for stealing food, the Tucker bit off more than he could chew two weeks ago when the mutt scarfed down a whole popsicle, stick and all, according to WAOW.com in Wisconsin. Two days later, 10-year-old Tucker started to vomit and out popped the wedding ring belonging to its owner, Lois Matykowski, that had been missing for five years. "I look in the paper towel and here is my wedding ring," Matykowski told WAOW.com. "I kid you not. My wedding ring was in Tucker's puke!"
A massive search was launched when the ring went missing but it was never found because it was stashed in Tucker's tummy all that time. "I was devastated," Matykowski
said. "How do you replace something like that? Not only the value of the ring but just the emotional ties too."Matykowski's veterinarian figures the swallowed popsicle stick may have pried free the ring, WAOW reported, and a followup X-ray showed Tucker's belly holds no more secrets."Friends have said, 'I want a dog that throws up diamonds!' Who wouldn't, right?" she said. "He's my hero."
Woman Posed As Doctor, Gave Men Physical Exams
JUNE 30--A Pennsylvania woman masqueraded as a medical doctor and performed physicals on at least two male patients in her home, according to police. Investigators allege that Joann Elizabeth Wingate, 56, marketed her services to truckers who needed to have updated physicals so as to maintain their commercial driver’s license. Wingate, pictured below, this month examined a driver from California who spotted a sign she posted at a truck wash.
Wingate, a Cumberland County resident, was arrested Saturday on felony forgery, fraud, and identity theft charges. She is being held in lieu of $10,000 bail. State Police officials report that Wingate, who charged $65 for an exam, displayed a bogus medical certificate that contained information corresponding with the license of Dr. Barbara Wingate, a Philadelphia-area psychiatrist. The criminal probe of Wingate began when the California trucker became suspicious about her purported medical credentials (the man had been told by California authorities that there was a problem with forms faxed to them by Wingate). The trucker told cops that “Dr. Wingate” performed a complete exam, and even had him provide her with a urine sample. The trucker, Todd Wakefield, told cops that “Dr. Wingate” picked him up in “an old blue Ford Tempo” and drove him to her “office,” which was inside a residence. Wakefield “indicated that besides it being odd that the ‘office’ was inside of the residence, ‘Dr. Wingate’ did ‘everything that a doctor would normally do during a physical.”
Topless model turns heads walking down busy street in body paint
A topless model attracted a lot of attention when she walked down a busy street covered in body paint. The Danish woman strolled through the fashionable area of Frederiksberg, near Copenhagen, before sitting down at a restaurant for a glass of wine. The stunned reactions of men and women were caught on camera during the stunt to promote a new dating show on Danish TV. Many viewers were divided over the clip, with one complaining that it objectified women. Another added: ‘I should NOT have been sucked into this blatant advertisement. I was totally sucked in.’ The clip has been watched more than 150,000 times online.
This woman has slept with over 10,000 men and she’s written all about it in a glossy new book
This woman slept with 10,091 men during her 15-year stint working in the sex industry – and has written a tell-all book about her experiences. Are you more shocked by the high number or her ability to keep count so accurately? Gwyneth Montenegro worked as an escort in Australia and has penned a book entitled 10,000 Men And Counting that opens the lid on the truth behind the somewhat seedy industry.
Despite being raised by devout Christians, Ms Montenegro was a high-end escort by 21, making between $500 and $1,000 (£290-£580) for just an hour’s work. She was flown to luxury locations by men, blew thousands and thousands on cars and clothes and admitted that ‘it was a lifestyle of cocaine, speed and French champagne’.
Ms Montenegro (her escort pseudonym) retired at 33 after meeting her now business partner, but had previously tried to give up her job in the sex industry by becoming a pilot. However, she fell back into her old ways after she was diagnosed with kidney failure and was unable to apply for a new pilot licence. Her number of 10,091 is equal to 56 men per month, or 1.8 men every day. Just have a long, hard think about that. Her book, and all its juicy secrets, is available to buy online now, and she is represented by uniquemediaPR
So apparently blowjob classes are big in Moldova
They definitely didn’t offer this when we were at school. To be good at any job takes expertise and practice, and blow jobs are no different. But what happens if, well, you just can’t get your head around head? Well if you happen to live in Moldova the answer is to
attend the ‘blowjob academy’ in the capital Chișinău. The ‘academy’, which is run by a Russian organisation, offers sessions in among other things ‘the art of oral sex’ to women over the age of 18. Classes cost just £50 (or you can pay £200 if you’d like a one on one session), and are taught by young psychologists and sociologists (so you know, they know their head).Apparently the classes are particularly popular with women aged 25 – 45, 70 per cent of whom pay for the course with their own money. Which yes, means that 30 per cent were sent to oral sex school by their partner. Harsh.
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